1. I used to have a HUGE celery-n-mayo fetish. No, really. I would sit down with a jar of mayo and a bunch of celery and just go to town. I would scoop the shit up in giant globs and stuff my mouth full. My friends would gawk and gag and tell me I was […]

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I just found out today that more than three people visit this site. Jesus Christ on toast with a side of mayo… I think this means I need to actually make time to put up the rest of the pages. I have the templates all done, I just need to transfer over the content. Yuck. […]

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