1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art. We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 2. Don’t write anything […]

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This is a sad sad day in my life. Sad and vaguely pathetic. Hell, it’s not even vaguely. It’s VERY pathetic. For today, I am without a DSL connection on which to operate our server. The server which houses all our websites. This webiste. The website for which I’m WRITING THIS BLOG. So you see, […]

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