This week our cafeteria at work is serving Kalua Pork. Curious as to what exactly it was, I Googled the recipe. Lo and behold, I’m met with the following instruction to start off a tasty Kalua Pork. “Wipe pork butt with paper towel” WTF? I’m sorry, I don’t even like wiping my own butt, let […]

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Saw this bumper sticker on the back of a vehicle I passed as I blazed along 680 to work this morning: To order one of your very own, click here. They’ve also got t-shirts. I’m in love.You can bet your sweet ass I’ve already got my order in.

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