People continue to appall me. It’s like there’s this neverending trail of appalling folks whose sole purpose it is in life to find new and increasingly horrific ways to send my brain reeling. I rushed to the loo a few minutes ago, fraught with the realization that if I didn’t get myself inside that toilet […]

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Picture this: I’m sitting at my desk today, knowingly indulging in a completely unhealthy lunch. Considering I eat almost exclusively organic/natural/vegan foods these days, I think I can allow myself a damn bacon swiss crispy chicken sandwich from Carl’s Jr. once in a blue moon. With medium fries, even! Greasy, nasty, soaked-in-veggie-oil french fries, half […]

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