Despite my recent cranky rants, I’m still all happy happy joy joy. Or something to that effect. I guess. Oh sod it, I’m cranky but it’s a good kind of cranky. YES THERE CAN BE GOOD KINDS. Because I decided that paying over $500 for cake for my party would be nothing short of FUCKING […]

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I don’t like it when people throw parties for me. This is a well-established fact. Rarely does it ever turn out well, and more often than not it bothers me to have an absolute lack of control over something that I’m supposed to be a very large part of. So I really am not looking […]

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