Blah. Oh, and a meme

I’m going to find the bastard who gave me whatever it is I have and I’m going to feed their balls to them with a pair of barbecue tongs. I swear to it.

Nicked from Ange’s blog
It’s another meme! Because I haven’t done one in like three weeks or something…

First Best Friend: My brother Greg
First Imaginary Friend: I never had one. No, seriously, I didn’t.
First Pet dog name: Buffy
First Piercing: My ears when I was 12
First Crush: Gah! I don’t think I can remember that far back. Um. Probably Eric Romero.
First CD: Batman Returns soundtrack. Bought it a full year before I had a CD player.
First Car: 1979 hubcapless Ford Fairmont sedan. I loved that thing, yes indeedy.
First School: Dixon Co-Operative Nursery School
First Kiss: Define “kiss.” If you mean REAL kiss…ew, Jason Jones.

9 Lasts…
Last Time You Smoked: Depeche Mode concert last week. It was a cigar.
Last Food You Ate: I’m about to tuck in to a bowl of cream of chicken soup. Let’s just go with that.
Last Car Ride: About 90 minutes ago
Last Movie You Watched: Technically it was a documentary on the seismology of San Francisco. If you mean real movie, that would be Beetlejuice.
Last Phone Call: Coworker Jim
Last CD You listened to: Tool’s latest, 10,000 Days
Last Bubble Bath You took: About three years ago. Showering is so much easier.
Last Song You listened to: “Standing In the Way of Control” by The Gossip. God I love this band.
Last Fight: Physical? Jesus…high school I guess. With a guy who smacked my best friend. He slammed me headfirst into a cement wall as a result.

8 Have You Ever…
Have You Ever Dated a Best Friend: No, thank god.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: No, thank god.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Yeah.
Have You Ever Been on TV: Yes, a couple of times. Mostly doing telethons for PBS.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Nah. I’ve been lucky.
Have You Ever Cheated on Your bf/gf: Hell naw.
Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: HELL NAW.
Have You Ever Been out of the Country: Canada. That’s pretty much it.

7 Things You are Wearing…
I don’t think I’m even sporting seven things today. OK, let’s see…purple underwear, tan bra, black knit pants, blue blouse, black slouch socks, navy blue suede clogs, and gold claddagh ring. OK, so I guess I’m wearing exactly seven things today.

6 Things You’ve Done Today…
Made a bowl of soup
Spent ten minutes searching my iPod for a mislabeled song
Ordered a laptop lunch box
Added four CDs to my Amazon wish list
Stuck a pile of paper in my printer
Sat behind a gentleman in traffic whose nose I fear for as he was digging in it most mightily

5 Favorite Things (no specific order)…
My family
My cats
Redwoods
Music
Fresh air

4 People You Most Trust (no specific order)…
Jenny
My family
Kelly & Jordan (cheated just a tad there)
Jared

3 Choices…
Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
Pens or Pencils: Pencil. The duller the better.

2 Things You Want to do Before You Die…
Hike the Pacific Crest Trail from Mexico to Canada
Experience the next great California earthquake

1 Person You Want to see
Ed McMahon, preferably with a check made out to me