Nice…

mandi moo — [adjective]: Like in nature to a human dildo ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com

When I hit Refresh, it also came up with “an oral sex master”…but I kinda dig the idea of being like a human dildo.

I want to toss Jared Leto over my knee and spank his hot, pale little bottom until he begs for more.

Tonight is yet another wine tasting at the Davis Food Co-Op…and I’m totally excited. But not for the wine. I’m excited because I get to buy more Thinkorganic! and Bumble Bars. How fucking sad is my life? I mean, really…I am absolutely titillated right now because my copy of Personal Wine Curator finally arrived and it means I can take my laptop into the living room and sit in front of a wine rack and start re-cataloguing all my wines. People, do you hear me? I’m excited about organic health bars and wine cataloguing. I’m turning into a frigid old bat right before your very eyes…