VOTE! VOTE NOW!

OK, here’s the deal. Debbie is in a bit of a national competition for Jaycees. She’s representing the state of California against a gaggle of representatives from every other state in the union. This month she’s up on the chopping block in the voting, and she needs all the help we can provide! Apparently Missouri is a douche and has rallied everyone he knows to target Debbie. Honestly, I can tell you, nobody deserves to win this more than Debbie does. Looking at the other competitors, it’s clear who is the most well-rounded and Jaycee-spirited person in the group.

So for the next four days, go to this here website and vote to oust Missouri from the competition. The site tracks by IP address, so if you have a static address you will only be able to vote once a day. However, if you are on dynamic (and most people are), you can reset your modem and vote many many times in a row. Come on, do it for Debbie. Do it for me. Do it for the free oatmeal cookies and blowjobs I promise to provide should you accept this mission! And spread the word! If Missouri wants to play dirty, hell, so can we!