Notes From Class

I made the mistake of eating fast food tonight. My thoughts have already turned to poo.

He puts an “e” before every s-word. “eh-statistics.” “eh-standard deviation.” I want him to say “eh-suckit.”

I actually spoke up tonight to provide the answer and got totally ignored. Bastards!

Oh my god, if Annoying Lady doesn’t shut up, I will kill her with my pencil.

Some of my classmates are assholes. Wait. No, I was wrong. ALL of my classmates are assholes.

Soria just shut Annoying Lady down. DAAAAAAAMN!

So tonight he introduced us to the Density Function, which has a little history to it that involves an astronomer who came up with it in an attempt to prove the existence of planets beyond Jupiter. Soria tells us “He could see all these planets, but he couldn’t see Neptune or Uranus. That sounds horrible, I know.”

He then proceeded to use the word “Uranus” about fifty more times in the span of three minutes. Each time he said he, he paused to tell us how horrible it was. “Here’s Neptune, and here’s Uranus. Which again sounds horrible.” “And now we can prove the existence of Uranus. Oh my that sounds terrible.”

During the break, I was joking with a classmate about that particular part of the lecture. We decided that he only mentioned the formula because he wanted to say “Uranus” out loud. Annoying Lady was standing nearby and felt it was her duty to interrupt and start sucking all the fun out of the conversation but letting us know that it really WAS an important mathematical function and how it can be used in typical applications. All I could think was “Yeah, FUCKING THANKS, you dumb whore.”

One of these days she’s going to find a horse head on her desk when she arrives.