A Word About Archives

Some of you have already called attention to the fact that there doesn’t seem to be the plethora of archives I had available in the previous incarnation of mmdc. Well, yes, that is correct. I decided not to make my archives available to the general public anymore for two reasons:

1. I am incredibly lazy and the fact that I got WordPress installed, the new template in place, and some intial posts going is just a fucking feat in and of itself. So porting over almost five years of archives is just not in the cards for me. Especially since they only get brought in with generic numbers in place of their original titles and it would require me to care enough to go back and change the titles to preserve ALL THAT WIT.
2. Going back and reading some of my old posts, I find myself cringing repeatedly and uncontrollably. I realize I’m not the funniest human being on the planet, but at times my forced attempts to be clever are just too damn painful to consider keeping out on the coffee table for teh intarwebs to come check out at their leisure. In other words, I’m saving face.

I will probably cobble together a condensed archive of my favorite old posts eventually, once I’ve had time to read through everything and decide what is or isn’t mortifying. Seriously, I have better shit in my old junior high and high school diaries than I did in my blog archives. The difference being that my diaries never had an audience. Apparently I become downright obnoxious when I’m talking to others. So. Yeah. Sorry about that.