Dearest Debbie turns 31 today. Let’s all bow our heads in a moment of silence.
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Random Debbie Factoid: Debbie once had a cat that peed on me during one of her birthday parties…
For Debbie’s fourteenth birthday, we went out for pizza at Straw Hat in Vacaville, then went back to her place to watch Wrestlemania before donning our pajamas and popping in a tape of ¡Three Amigos!
Tragedy struck mere seconds later when Debbie’s extremely incontinent cat Mama Kitty climbed onto my back as I lay stretched out on the living room floor, and commenced releasing her bladder. I yelped and the cat took off, leaving me there all pee-covered and smelly. Debbie flew into a fit of hysterics while her dad yelled at her to help me get cleaned up.
Still chuckling, Debbie took me back to her bedroom and found me a clean nightshirt. She went into the bathroom and began to draw a bath. She returned shortly bearing a warm, wet washcloth which she handed to me. She then went into the bathroom, shut the door, and proceeded to take a bath. I had to sponge my back off and change into the clean shirt. This was the first in a long line of Debbie’s-animals-pissing-on-Amanda incidents that would take place over the years. You’d think that eventually I’d learn. Never did.
I left the soiled nightshirt with Debbie’s dirty clothes pile that night and didn’t get it back for like four years, even though we were best friends and spent every waking moment together. It was cool though because when Debbie handed me the clean (and now seriously outdated and rather tiny) nightshirt during our junior year of high school, we remembered the whole kitty-pee incident and laughed our asses off over it. To this day it’s still one of the funniest stories I know. Debbie doesn’t know why she took a bath while leaving me with the washcloth. I don’t even think I was butthurt over it. It was just one of those random funny things in life that makes a person chuckle.
The end.
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This Debbie Peed was to be the next misses Peed. This man told me he loved me over and over, he texted me on his currents wifes anniversary from the carabions, we walked hand and hand on the beaches of LA and picked up sanddollars in January and he took two home to his wife, But still clamed he would marry me some day . He took me all over the world. We made love for the first time 8-12-1981 the last time 9-6-2008 we made love in the parks and in the truck and car that his family drives. He did tell me nomatter what he says around his wife he will always love me and always has. those are the only words that were not lies, He told me his marrage was over, I told him I was in loveless marrage, He told me in cards and notes he loved me and woundered where I had gone. Promissed me a job and a good life and someday we would be together.I can not get this man out of my mind. He told me to take care of myself he would come fore me one day I Love you Robert E Peed and always will. Guess I must stand in line because Linda, Nydina, Suezan and the hog your currently married to control you now. You lied to them as you lied to me. But We all love you and we all will wait for the day we become the next Mrs. Peed. Not,
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