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It’s that time of year again, folks. I know I failed to do one last year, so I’m picking up the slack for this year. Consider it a smarter way of giving you a year-end recap than just blah-blah-blahing for 30 paragraphs.

Manda Year-in-Review Meme!

What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before? Hugged a giant. No, srsly. I hugged a giant. That is the most unique and interesting thing I did all year that I’d never done before.
Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I never keep resolutions, but I’ll keep making ‘em.  I’ll definitely go a little looser on my resolution definitions this year. That way there’s less of a chance I’ll completely fail. Yes, that’s how I win. I cheat the system. Hey, it worked for Kirk. Consider resolutions to be my own personal Kobayashi Maru.
Did anyone close to you give birth? Jesus Christ, people were squirting out kids left and right last year, and I still have like four friends who are due in the first quarter of 2010. Fuck, people. We need to find y’all some hobbies.
Did anyone close to you die? If people weren’t kicking out the sperm infections, they were dropping like flies. I had no less than three people die on me this year. THREE PEOPLE. Dude.
What countries did you visit? I visited jack shit other than a couple of other states.
What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009? Sex? I’m just sayin’.
What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? Two dates will remain permanently etched in my brain. One is November 1st…the day I met the person who has put me in such a damn good mood for the past two months. And the other is August 11th…the day Depeche Mode went stupid and canceled the show at Shoreline. Yes. I’m still bitter after all these months. Yes. I will still kill you if you mock me.
What was your biggest achievement of the year? Surviving yet another festival, this one far more jacked up than anything to come before it.
What was your biggest failure? Ooooh…hm. Well since it’s still pretty fresh, I guess it would be not going to see my grandmother while she was on her deathbed. I’m sorry, I just couldn’t do it. I’d rather remember her vibrant and healthy, not weak and sporting a fine death pallor. It’s ok, I’ve failed people on their deathbed before. This probably won’t be the last time it happens.
Did you suffer illness or injury? Just a bruised ego here and there.
What was the best thing you bought? My education. Hands down.
Whose behavior merited celebration? Jenny, who once again kicked all kinds of ass and pulled a fucking MASTER’S DEGREE out of her ass while PREGNANT. We should all be ashamed of being so damn fail in life. Seriously.
Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? I think people in general kind of depressed and appalled me in 2009. I think more than before, I saw so many instances of just total brutish behavior from all sectors of the human race. I still don’t know who we think we are to be levying such atrocities on one another. We need a reality check, STAT.
Where did most of your money go? Bills, tuition, and the festival. BOO.
What made you really really really excited? I had quite a few things that made me super duper excited in 2009. Meeting a nice guy, getting great concert tickets (even though two of the three concerts never panned out), camping on the coast, finding out Karlos had bought his place ticket to come visit this summer, getting accepted to the docent program, finally dinging 80 in World of Warcraft. WHAT? Don’t look at me like that.
What song will forever remind you of 2009? Oooh. Uh. Hm. It’s a four-way tie I think…between LP’s “Cling to Me”, Hot Chip’s “One Pure Thought”, Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi”, and Owl City’s “Fireflies”.
Compared to this time last year, are you:
happier or sadder? Much much happier.
thinner or fatter? I believe I’m a little thinner. JUST LET ME LIVE THE LIE PLZ, KTHX.
richer or poorer? About the same. Post-Christmas is always a semi-broke time for me ’cause I’m saving up to pay off my Winter term tuition plus I’ve gone overboard as always during the holidays. Oops. This is why I enjoy doing my taxes. Extra income in January? YES PLZ.
What do you wish you’d done more of? Gone outdoors. I spent too much time shut inside doing schoolwork. Also, blogging. I failed my blog in 2009. And my blog readers. I’M SO SORRY, I STILL LOVE YOU.
What do you wish you’d done less of? Gaming? Schoolwork? Dunno. I don’t think I did either one in excess. I wish I’d been less of a bitch? That might be more appropriate. I was kind of cunty in 2009.
How did you spend Christmas? Same as always, in my pajamas with my folks and brothers. I wouldn’t have it any other way, really.
How did you spend New Year’s? Same as always, in my pajamas with my cats, playing WoW and eating something yummy. I’m not a partier. Y’all know that. So why would New Year’s be any different?
Did you fall in love in 2009? I think so. I’m pretty sure, but give me a little time. It may become full-bloom in 2010. *fingers crossed*
How many one-night stands? None. I decided the idea of being a dirty whore didn’t appeal to me much at all. What? YES I’M JUDGMENTAL. I’m not sorry. Sleep around, you deserve the reputation to go with it.
What were your favorite TV programs? I really dug Warehouse 13, United States of Tara, and Modern Family. I tried to get into Glee, Community, and Dollhouse but I missed too many eps, so maybe those will become faves in 2010? Oh, and out of my love for the books, I did grow a little fond of The Vampire Diaries.
Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? Nah. I don’t have the energy for hate. I barely have the energy for love, to be honest.
What was the best book you read? Did I even read anything non-academic last year? Gah! Um. I think Winterkill by Craig Lesley was the best book I read in 2009. I really enjoy his books. Highly recommend him.
What was your greatest musical discovery? I’m not sure I really had one in 2009. I rediscovered some old albums, including Jefferson Airplane’s Surrealistic Pillow. Which led me to rediscover “Today”, which I absolutely adore.
What did you want and get? The docent position at Lake Solano.
What did you want and not get? Summa cum laude at school. BOOOOOOOOOOOO.
What was your favorite film of last year? I saw exactly one film in 2009, and that was the new Trek flick, which definitely was NOT a favorite.
What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I had my birthday off this year, but I was up until 6am on my birthday working on a report for work, and then I climbed in bed and slept until 1pm; I then woke up and had fast food with my roommates and watched a Blu-Ray. Yup, that’s about the size of it. Most ridiculously uneventful birthday ever. Oh, my old boss, the douchebag? Offered to spank me on my birthday. Ew. And I turned 34 last year. THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER.
What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? Um, Depeche Mode not canceling? Ah, I’ll stop with the DM rants. Um…I don’t know that I’d really change anything about 2009. I found it pretty satisfying. The ups had some decent downs to balance it all out. 
How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009? If it fits, wear it. No, honestly. I reached an unprecedented level of Not Giving a Shit when it came to fashion in 2009. All I wanted to do was feel comfy. C’mon, it’s not like I wore garbage bags or long flowing hippie tunics. I just sported jeans and hoodies a whole helluva lot more than usual.
What kept you sane? Masturbation. You think I’m joking?
Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? I spent the better part of the year having a bizarre girlcrush on Lady Gaga but only because she’s so fucking weird it’s hard NOT to like her in some way.
What political issue stirred you the most? Gay rights, as usual. I cannot even describe the disappointment I felt when the state upheld that ridiculous “constitutional amendment”, even though they did afford all those married while gays were allowed marriage the right to still be legally recognized. But c’mon. This is getting ridiculous, y’all.
Whom did you miss? Oh I missed lots of people. Jenny, Karlos, Jared…like really, it never changes.
Who was the best new person(s) you met? That would be The Guy I’m Super Interested In. I’m not sure words can adequately explain how goofy he makes me feel. I’m like a teenager. Giddy and giggly. MUST RETAIN CYNICISM. MUST KICK PUPPIES.
Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009: No matter how badly I want to, I just cannot handle a full plate plus three side dishes. I saw so many things fail for me last year and I directly attribute each failure to my inability to admit that I’ve taken on too much. I’d like to say that 2010 will be different but I can already tell you that it won’t be. The only thing going for me right now is that I graduate in June. At which point I will LOSE MY EVERLOVING MIND.
Favorite memory of 2009? Rachel talking about how she wears chainmail directly over her anus. That entire night was one long bout of belly-aching laughter. Seriously, I thought I was going to die from lack of oxygen. I’m glad I had the presence of mind to type out a few notes on my iPhone that night, plus take pictures. Of course, very little of it makes sense, but at least I tried.

And there you go, folks. My year-end meme. Sorry for not dishing more dirt. I’ll try harder this year. Really, I will. You know me. I cannot resist being Life’s Big Cosmic Joke. The goods will be delivered soon. I promise.

I’m back and in the best mood I’ve been in for…hm. Months? Months and months, even.

I returned my rental car about an hour ago and now all I want to do is curl up on my bed and watch a crapload of TiVo. Except that I can’t because apparently my satellite receiver took a dump the day after I left for Washington and nothing recorded for the past nine days. NINE DAYS. Dear god. I probably missed an incredibly deep episode of Daisy of Love or Charm School. (yes, I’m actually TiVo’ing that shit. What? WHAT? HEY. It’s for the lolz!)

This is the first time ever where I’ve actually felt a physical rush of relief following the festival. No more worrying about budgets and timelines and supplies and e-mails for at least three or four months. Or possibly less. Dunno. People are so wound around the axel about the myriad possibilities for next year’s festival that I have a feeling the work will start up far sooner than Jared and I would like it to. But I guess that’s the price we pay for eternal festival glory. (ha)

At any rate, I just feel pretty wonderful right now. The rest of my summer is all riches and rewards. Just the one class for the next month and then a three-week break between terms, and I’m loving this class so it’s cheesecake to me. Then the super unbelievable sexy pseudo-goth awesomeness of Depeche Mode in two weeks…honestly, this is the crown jewel in my summer fun; I don’t think I’ve shut up about it since I bought the tickets back in March. And a couple days after DM, it’s camping for a solid week. Glorious. All I need now is for the weather to cooperate (i.e. STOP WITH THE TRIPLE DIGITS) and it’s all gravy.

Actually, what would be gravy is getting The Couch Dweller to relocate to someone else’s sofa. Typically I like to spend this day every year just being by myself, catching up on e-mails, pampering the cats, idly unpacking and doing a bit of clean-up from whatever The Roommate has managed to untidy while I’m gone. It’s a solitude I appreciate very much, especially considering that my transition from Fest Vacation to Not Vacation is rather abrupt. This year, though, it’s been less than restful. I get up this morning to begin my puttering, and I can’t do anything in the front of the house because The Couch Dweller is sound asleep AND SNORING. So I make a quick cup of tea and settle down in the front of my computer, only to be interrupted about half an hour later by The Couch Dweller, who is now awake and wants to be all up in my grill about my vacation and everything I did while on it.

This would make sense if we were, y’know, buddies and all. But our relationship is nothing like that. And what made it even worse is that he has never been able to recognize the subtle signs of someone not wanting to have a conversation. You know how it is…you don’t want to talk, so you give off the Go Away Vibe by giving very short, unemotional answers to the other person’s questions until they get the hint and back off. But The Couch Dweller is about as perceptive as a wall. So the fact that my gentle Go Away Vibe quickly turned into my shrieking Fuck Off Vibe was completely lost on him. Instead, I had to take the “I’m going to take a ripe, hairy dump now” approach by grabbing the nearest book and ducking my bathroom, where I waited a few minutes to make sure he was actually gone before coming back out.

These games, they get old. I just kinda want my normal home life back.

I have to admit, he gained a few points by helping me to unpack the rental car. Though he lost them all again plus ones he didn’t even have by telling me we were out of detergent and I needed to add it to my shopping list. Something you really only expect paying roommates to say.

At any rate, I’m back, things are returning to (relatively) normal, and I will finally have time to do the finer things in life…like sleep.