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By Alan Coren

Edited by way of his little ones, Giles and Victoria, Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks is an anthology of writing from the previous editor of Punch and Radio four nationwide treasure Alan Coren, who died in October 2007.

In a prolific forty-year profession Alan Coren wrote for the days, Observer, Tatler, day-by-day Mail, Mail on Sunday, Listener, Punch and the hot Yorker, and released over 20 books together with The Sanity Inspector, golf for Cats and The accumulated announcements of Idi Amin. Even 20 years in the past he predicted that he had released six million phrases, or ten copies of struggle and Peace.

This anthology attracts jointly the simplest of his released paintings as new unpublished autobiographical material.

Coren was once one in all Britain's so much prolific and now much-missed humourists, discovering the comedy of existence throughout him and rendering it, hilariously and compellingly, in polished and witty prose on the way to be eagerly wolfed by means of his dependable fanbase.

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Remember how much you do not know. Do not pour strange mediCines mto your patients. . In the physician or surgeon no quality takes rank with imperturbabil­ ItY. Silence is a powerful weapon. Medicine is learned by the bedside and not in the classroom. Educatio n is a lifelong process, in which the student can make only a beginning during his college course. Undoubtedly the student tries to learn too much, and we teachers try to teach him too much-neither, perhaps, with great success. Though a little one, the master-word looms large in meaning.

It's a strange thing, death has come in at the wrong door. . Instead of coming for me it went for my son . . " And lana turns round to tell them how his son died, but at that point the hunchback gives a faint sigh and announces that, thank God! they have arrived at last. After taking his twenty kopecks, lana gazes for a long while after the revelers, who disappear into a dark entry. Again he is alone and again there is silence for him . . The mis­ ery which has been for a brief space eased comes back again and tears his heart more cruelly than ever.

That is the final phase. It is that, we realize, which beyond all they have been saying is what they have been trying to say. ). We begin to see that the underlying meaning of all they want to tell us and have always failed to communicate is the poem, the poem which their lives are being lived to realize. No one will believe it. And it is the actual words, as we hear them spoken under all circumstances, which contain it. It is actually there, in the life before us, every minute that we are listening, a rarest element-not in our imaginations but there, there in fact.

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